“Ok Hobbes, press the button and duplicate me,” said Calvin.
“Are you sure this is such a good idea?” Hobbes replied.
“Brother! You doubting Thomases get in the wasy of more scientific advances with your stupid ethical questions! This is a brilliant idea! Hit the button, will ya?”
“I’d hate to be accused of inhibiting scientific progress… here you go. Scientific progress goes ‘boink’?”
“It worked! It worked! I’m a genius!” Calvin shouted.
“No you're not you liar! I invented this!” Calvin’s duplicate proclaimed.

“This water is freezing! I’m going to go into shock and drown, I just know it", Calvin exclaimed,. "I bet the lifeguard is involved in some insurance scam and she’s going to let us all drown like rats! Oh no! Oh no!”
The lifeguard announced, “Okay, we’re going to learn the “deadman’s float.””
“MOM!! HEELPP! HEELPP!”
“What I put up with to pay for college.”